Wellness retreats, reviewed honestly by someone who kept going to them

I burned out of a marketing career at forty, booked a yoga retreat mostly to lie down for a week, and ended up spending the next several years working out which of these places genuinely help and which just sell you an expensive version of a lie-in. This is an independent guide, not a resort and not a booking agent: I take no commission and I have stayed in enough of these places to tell the honest silence retreat from the one that hands you a supplement invoice on the way out. Here is what the different kinds of retreat actually involve, what they are worth, what a week really costs, and the plain warning signs that a wellness programme is more marketing than substance. A qualified wellness professional keeps the health claims honest, because plenty in this industry are not.

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